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10/31/05: DOOM (2005)
Review by Beth Van Dusen
The Rock is in a new video game-based movie that just so happens to have some zombies in it, so we finish out our month of zombie action with a look at it.
10/28/05: REDNECK ZOMBIES (1987)
Review by Noel Wood
You can pretty much surmise the (wafer-thin) plot of this movie just from the title. Trust me, that's all you need to do.
10/27/05: ZOMBIE MADNESS: A TWO-PART ESSAY ON THE WALKING DEAD
Commentary by Terry Baker
Terry drops some science on the world of zombiedom. His findings may astound you.
10/26/05: SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004)
Review by Noel Wood
There's never been a better time to go back and take a look at the fantastic little British zomedy that took America by storm last fall.
10/25/05: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 5: RAVE TO THE GRAVE (2005)
Review by Beth Van Dusen
Like I said, Sci-Fi recently unveiled two horrible zombie movies, so now it's time to take a look at the other one.
10/24/05: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 4: NECROPOLIS (2005)
Review by Beth Van Dusen
Are you aware that the Sci-Fi channel recently debuted not one, but two horrible zombie movies? Good news for us!
10/21/05: THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW (1987)
Review by Justin Patterson
Justin brings us a look at a classic and serious tale of voodoo zombie hallucinations, starring Lone Star himself.
10/20/05: TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD (1971)
Review by Noel Wood
Today we revisit a classic Spanish tale of Knights Templar, zombies on horseback, and lesbian interludes. It's a winner!
10/19/05: DEAD AND BREAKFAST (2004)
Review by Noel Wood
Adding a little bit of laughter to your daily zombie dose, this little splatterfest from last year delivers.
10/18/05: BIO ZOMBIE (1998)
Review by Noel Wood
Sometimes you find diamonds while picking through poop. This little Hong Kong import is a little brain-eating gem.
10/17/05: THE TOP TEN LINES FROM ZOMBIE MOVIES
Compiled by Beth Van Dusen
Zombie movies have produced many a memorable line of dialogue, and we recap some of the best ones here.
10/14/05: RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE (2004)
Review by Beth Van Dusen
And now it's time for the sequel to the aforementioned zombie video game movie. Braains. That's as creative as I get today.
10/13/05: RESIDENT EVIL (2002)
Review by Beth Van Dusen
Zombie video games have produced a few zombie movies, starting with this creepy little Milla Jovovich vehicle.
10/12/05: DEAD ALIVE (1992)
Review by Justin Patterson
We've reviewed some crappy zombie movies lately, so it's time to go back to an old classic: Peter Jackson's bloody opus Dead Alive .
10/11/05: I WAS A TEENAGE ZOMBIE (1987)
Review by Noel Wood
Every time I type the name of this movie I get that Wheatus song about listening to Iron Maiden stuck in my head.
10/10/05: YOU GOT YOUR SOCIAL COMMENTARY IN MY ZOMBIES!
Commentary by Beth Van Dusen
Ever think you're being preached to when all you came for was some mindless flesh-eating action? Beth shares your pain here.
10/07/05: THE UNTITLED ZOMBIE PROJECT
A Song by Good Lord and the Zombies
MCFTR again proudly brings you a piece of all-new, original music, this time inspired by the Zombie theme. Head to the Multimedia section and check it out!
10/06/05: I EAT YOUR SKIN (1964)
Review by Beth Van Dusen
Although this classic B-movie has been released under many titles, I Eat Your Skin is the best one by far.
10/05/05: KUNG FU ZOMBIE (1982)
Review by Noel Wood
Kung Fu! Zombies! Voodoo! Vampires! James Bond Music! Asskickings! Prostitutes! Maggots! Rice Paddy Hats! Billy Chong! Did I mention Kung Fu and Zombies!?
10/04/05: CHOPPER CHICKS IN ZOMBIETOWN (1989)
Review by Noel Wood
No, I haven't decided to go back and relive last year's Troma tribute, but they did distribute a fine little zombie flick starring Hal Sparks and Billy Bob Thronton once.
10/03/05: NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988)
Review by Beth Van Dusen
We kick off week two of Zombie Madness with a look at some late 80's camp starring the one and only scream queen Leanna Quigley.
09/30/05: TIM BURTON'S CORPSE BRIDE (2005)
Review by Noel Wood
Okay, so I may be cheating a little bit to review this here, but it's slighly on topic and it's still new in theaters, so now is as good a time as any.
09/29/05: ENTER...ZOMBIE KING (2003)
Review by Noel Wood
And now for something completely different, here's a look at a movie about some masked wrestlers who fight off a horde of zombies. Really!
09/28/05: ZOMBI 4 (1988)
Review by Terry Baker and Beth Van Dusen
Yet another installment in Lucio Fulci's series. This time we recycle something bizarre that our resident married couple created after a few cocktails.
09/27/05: ZOMBI 3 (1988)
Review by Terry Baker
To follow up the original installment in the Zombi series, Terry brings us a rather unconventional look at its first sequel.
09/26/05: ZOMBIE (1979)
Review by Noel Wood
What better way to start off a five-week tribute to all things Zombie by unveiling an all-new review of t he film that shares a name with the genre?
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