Articles tagged with: Poetry
Crappy haikus By Baldy
Baldy dropped me this batch of roughly 37,427 haikus one morning and I was still halfway asleep so I decided to go ahead and post them, not thinking of any potential repurcussions. This is his first contribution to the site, other than being a longtime heckler.
Ghastly haikus by Bobby Jones
Bobby may pretend to take the high road by only contributing three whole haikus to our site, but it still doesn’t change the fact that he did it. In fact, the idea that he only submitted three leads me to believe that he actually thinks these are good or something.
Shitty haikus By Jay “Me So” Hornsby
Jay had penned a couple of articles for the site before deciding that he couldn’t stand not being on the haiku bandwagon. I guess some people might think these are pretty funny, but some people think root canals are funny too.
Abhorrent haikus by Noel Wood
The webmaster of the site here can’t deny that he’s dipped his pen in the ink of bad poetry here as well, as he’s contributed quite a few bad haikus himself. Also, he feels it makes him seem more intelligent when he writes in the third person.
Reprehensible haikus by Chad Shonk
Chad may be a big movie guy now, but he’s still responsible for dragging down the content of this website with his horrible poetry way back in the day. Also, he stole this idea from Terry, which makes him even twice as guilty of horrible crimes against humanity.
Offensive haikus by Terry Baker
Terry started it. Terry Started it. It’s all his fault that everyone here decided to go the bad poetry route. He should be hung up by his toes and spanked, except that we already cut off his toes for that COUNTRY BEARS article.