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The For the Retarded Podcast is back after a few weeks worth of hiatus. Gnoll and TB are back to discuss a wide variety of topics. Among the things we speak on:
Family Guy, Sarah Palin, & the Retarded.
Miley Cyrus’s little sister’s lingerie line.
Toddlers & Tiaras, the worst phenomenon in entertainment history.
Zombie Strippers.
Zombie Retards.
Zombie Cyborgs.
Nazis on the Moon.
Fantasy Entertainment.
Easter Egg outtakes!
Plus, we bring back the For the Retarded Haiku Corner, and a bit of monkey news! It’s 42 minutes of aural ecstasy!
Music Credits: “Ochre Haze” and “Malicious” performed by Cinetrope, …
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Here it is, folks! The For the Retarded Braintrust has given their picks for the best and worst of 2009, and here is the result of the Tardie Collective! Now we can get back to your regularly scheduled retardedness.
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The last of the individual best and worst Lists for 2009 is here. The webmaster weighs in on his picks on day seven of this eight-day extended Tardie Week. Tune in Monday for the collective Tardie Awards!
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The story was simple: I asked the staff at For the Retarded for their picks in an e-mail, urging expediency since I was trying to compile this stuff ASAP. Within what seemed like a millisecond, Bobby turned his picks around and had them to me. Enjoy day six of Tardie Week!
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The Friday Tardie update comes from For the Retarded’s own Hollywood inside man, Chad. His “Fuck the Oscars” list has become an (almost) annual tradition here, and this year’s list is sure not to disappoint.
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Today’s update is short. Really short. In fact, the intro portion of the post will probably be longer than the content of the post itself. But we welcome Jay’s input as well as Tardie Week just keeps on chugging along.
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It’s day three of Tardie Week, and today The Phantom Troublemaker throws out his picks from behind the green and purple mask.
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Tardie Week just keeps rolling along! On day two, TB tosses out his picks of what was good and bad on the big screen, as well as some insight on the small screen as well. Dig in to the Tardie goodness!
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It’s that time again, and all week building up to the Academy Awards ceremony on Sunday, the staff here at For the Retarded will give its picks of what they loved and hated in movie theaters in 2009. Baldy starts the week off this year with a list of what sucked and rocked.
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Crappy haikus By Baldy
Baldy dropped me this batch of roughly 37,427 haikus one morning and I was still halfway asleep so I decided to go ahead and post them, not thinking of any potential repurcussions. This is his first contribution to the site, other than being a longtime heckler.
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Ghastly haikus by Bobby Jones
Bobby may pretend to take the high road by only contributing three whole haikus to our site, but it still doesn’t change the fact that he did it. In fact, the idea that he only submitted three leads me to believe that he actually thinks these are good or something.
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Shitty haikus By Jay “Me So” Hornsby
Jay had penned a couple of articles for the site before deciding that he couldn’t stand not being on the haiku bandwagon. I guess some people might think these are pretty funny, but some people think root canals are funny too.
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Abhorrent haikus by Noel Wood
The webmaster of the site here can’t deny that he’s dipped his pen in the ink of bad poetry here as well, as he’s contributed quite a few bad haikus himself. Also, he feels it makes him seem more intelligent when he writes in the third person.
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Reprehensible haikus by Chad Shonk
Chad may be a big movie guy now, but he’s still responsible for dragging down the content of this website with his horrible poetry way back in the day. Also, he stole this idea from Terry, which makes him even twice as guilty of horrible crimes against humanity.
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Offensive haikus by Terry Baker
Terry started it. Terry Started it. It’s all his fault that everyone here decided to go the bad poetry route. He should be hung up by his toes and spanked, except that we already cut off his toes for that COUNTRY BEARS article.
